Always Ask, Never Assume
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the […]
Computer Error
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Jaden, the 9 year Old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Jaden clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong?’ He replied, ‘It […]
Lady’s Yearly Examination
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. “How much do you weigh?” she asked.. “135, I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asked, “Your height?” “5 foot 4,” I said.. The nurse checked and saw that […]
Emploee of the Month
We’ve all talked to this guy… At Last… A Picture of Him. Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, ‘Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.’ Mujibar said, ‘I am ready.’ The manager said, ‘Make […]
Cardiologist’s Funeral
A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life… A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled […]
Thought of the Day
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow
Role Model
FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL. DON’T SCROLL DOWN YET, DO THE SIMPLE MATH BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO. . . . . . It’s CRAZY how accurate this is! No peeking! . . . 1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9 2) Multiply by 3 then 3) Add 3 […]
New Deodorant
I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.
Buddies
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Loween restaurant because the waitresses there have low cut blouses and nice breasts. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they […]
