Something to Think About
95% of all people have hemorrhoids. The other 5% are perfect assholes! Hope you are one of the 95%…
Earthquake in Pakistan
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter Scale has hit Pakistan. Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn’t know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. The USA is […]
Spelling Test
A class of five-year old school children returned to the classroom after playing in the playground during their break time. The teacher says to the first child ”Hello Becky, what have you been doing this Playtime?” Becky replies ”I have been playing in the sand box.” ”Very good,” says the teacher ” if you can […]
Russian Digital Clock ~ Ruské Digitálne Hodinky ~ Orosz Digitál Óra ~ Russisch Digitaal Uurwerk
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We Are in Trouble
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school.. Which leaves 55 million to do the work.. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 20 million to do the work. 2.8 million are […]
Coca-Cola in Israel
A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Israel. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Israelis?” The salesman explained, “When I got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch. But I had a problem. I didn’t know how to speak Hebrew. So I planned […]
This is an Incredible Story
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, […]
