Bob Hope in Heaven
For those of you too young to remember Bob Hope, ask your Grandparents. And thanks for the memories. I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART. Tribute to a man who DID make a difference. ON TURNING 70 ‘You still chase women, but only downhill’. ON TURNING 80 ‘That’s […]
Ah, Tí Muži – – – či Ženy?
Muž sa pýta ženy : – Drahá! Kde je čaj ? – Jaaaj, vy muži, vy nikdy nič neviete nájsť, ste v tej domácnosti ako stratení, čo len by ste si sami bez nás počali… Čaj je predsa v kuchyni, v tom šuflíku s liekmi v krabici od kakaa, na ktorej je napísané: SOĽ.
Blondínka Koupila Nové Okna
Minulý rok jsem vyměnila všechna okna ve svém domě za ta drahá plastová tříkomorová a vakuovaná, která šetří energii. Dnes mi volal jejich dealer a stěžoval si, že už je to rok, co mi je vestavěli a ještě stále jsem za ně nezaplatila. No jo teda, to, že jsem blond, ještě neznamená, že su automaticky […]
Bob the Rabbi
http://www.bobalper.com/demo.html
The Meaning of Valentine
Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade & tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. ‘Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint, and we’re Jewish,’ she asks, ‘Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa’s father thinks a bit, then says: ‘No, I don’t think […]
Not for Sensitive Men
This joke is only for Women and Men with VERY good sense of humor… 1. Men are like Laxatives , they irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas , the older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather , nothing can be done to change them. […]
Fact of Life
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
Something to Consider…
when you’re watching the next Bowl Game…
Teacher Arrested
IN NEW YORK A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a […]
