Senior Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. ‘Sounds good,’ my husband said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’ ‘Then, I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned him. ‘You mean […]
Thank You to You All…
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a public toilet door without using a paper towel or have them put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the […]
A Brilliant Answer
Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. To the blonde he said, ‘I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?’ She replied, ‘$200.’ To […]
Kids Names
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. ‘WOW!’ the social worker exclaims. ‘Are they all yours?” ‘Yep, they are all mine,’ the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, ‘Sit down Leroy.’ All the children rush to find seats. ‘Well,’ says the social worker, […]
I Have Some Questions..
1/ If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…. does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? 2/ Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with? 3/ If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? […]
Tiger Wood Song
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