Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to One and All !!
There were probably many, many times this year when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you, or got on your nerves… So today I just wanted to tell you… Suck it up Cupcake!!! ‘Cause there are NO CHANGES planned for next year !!!
Reagan vs. Obama
Remember when Ronald Reagan was President? We had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash still with us. Now we have Obama, no Hope and no Cash.
Immigration Alert
Dear all, Since the closing of the Immigration Camp in France at the mouth of the Channel Tunnel Customs and Excise have been alerted as to a cunning plan to conceal immigrants in a 1959 Red Convertible Cadillac. They have circulated this Photo and ask every one in the South East especially Folkestone, Dover and […]
Did You Ever Dance?
An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and […]
Seasoned Citizens
Wisdom From Grandpa It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial rates And blamed it on the cost of living. Remember, If you haven’t got a smile on your face And laughter in your heart, Then you are just a sour old fart! “Have a Great Day, unless you’ve made other plans”
How to Recognize a Taliban Member
YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider […]
A Heartwarming Lawyer Story
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?””We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat […]
Redneck Vasectomy
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could […]
Lemon Picker
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this: “Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?” “Well, as a matter of fact, I have! “I’ve been divorced three times, owned 2 […]
