Bamopoly
The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything! Wanna play?
South American Recliners
Home Depot is having a sale on Mexican Recliners…. I have been using mine all wrong! And that’s why, my fellow Musli – er . . . . Americans That it’s such a good idea To bring in other cultures To show us the proper way To use things . . . .
A Jewish Christmas Story
The teacher was very curious about how each of her students’ celebrated Christmas Eve “Tell me Patrick, what do you do on Christmas Eve?” she asked. Patrick addressed the class. “Well Miss, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we come home very late and we […]
Pencil
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. ‘Tell me Susie, who created the universe?’ When Susie didn’t stir, little Johnny who was behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. […]
The Buttocks
U will love this story!!!!! A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on […]
