Happy Thanksgiving!!!
May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey be plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have never a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Nevessünk
A halottak nem élnek nemi életet, mégis szaporodnak. A Vatikán ellenzi a béranyaságot. Szerencse, hogy ez az álláspont még nem volt érvényben, amikor Jézus született. A csúszómászók sohasem esnek hasra. A gazdaság a szakadék szélén áll, de jövőre egy nagy lépést teszünk előre. A feleségem a legdrágább és legtürelmesebb és a legszebb nő a világon. […]
United States Marine Corps..
Conversation overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai. It’s too good not to pass along.. The conversation went like this… Iranian Air Defense Radar: ‘Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.’ Aircraft: ‘This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.’ Air Defense […]
The New Teacher
A new elementary school teacher explains to her class that she is a world wrestling fan and she asks her students to raise their hands if they too are wrestling fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, ‘Mary, why didn’t […]
Movie Classics
Bonnie & Clyde: Godfather: Gone With The Wind: The Treasure of the Sierra Madre: The Wizard of Oz: The Wizard of Oz: It’s A Wonderful Life:
Financial Abundance Angel
You just found a Financial Abundance angel! Pass her to your friends, let them know you are thinking of them…. You ARE already rich!!! Just think of it… Think of all the blessings you have in life, all your friends and loving family…
Doggie Tricks – This is Amazing!!
TYPE IN a command under the dog and see what happens… Sit, roll over, down, stand, sing, dance, shake, fetch, play dead, beg, etc., and… http://www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html
Bekijk Aandachtig de Foto ~ Pozrite sa Pozorne na Fotku ~ Look at the Picture Carefuly ~ Nézd Meg Figyelmesen Ezt a Képet
. . . . . Heb je de billen van het meisje op de achtergrond gezien? Videli ste zadnú čast stehna dievčaťa v pozadí? Látták a lábakat a lányon hátterben? Did you notice the legs on the girl in the background? . . . . . . . . . . Scrol dan naar beneden […]
