Elevator
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then […]
I’m Not Able to Answer Any Emails ~ Nem Tudok Válaszolni az Emailjeimre ~ Ik Kan Geen Emails Beantwoorden ~ Nemohu Odpovědět na Žádné Emaily
US – Something came down on my computer and my mouse disappeared! H – – Valami rá esett a compjuteremre és az egerem eltünt! NL – Er is iets op mijn computer gevallen en mijn muis is weg! CZ
The One (1) Question Test
This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly […]
At a Bar
Two black guys are at a bar talking, one says to the other, ” You ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?” The second black guy says,”Yeah, all the time.” The other says, “Why is that?” The second says, “I […]
Old Man Humor
< A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat." He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly […]
Voor Allen die Denken dat Ik Alleen Maar ‘Vuile’ Emails op Mijn Website Heb…….
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Let Me See if I Understand All This…
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY…. IF YOU GO INTO CHINA ILLEGALLY, YOU’RE CONSIDERED A SPY AND GET HARD PRISON TIME. IF YOU GO INTO GERMANY ILLEGALLY, YOU GET A HEFTY FINE, WORK IT OFF OR […]
