Do You Know Him? ~ Znáte Ho?
READ THE TEXT FIRST! Do you know what BATMAN looks like? Do you know what SUPERMAN looks like? Do you know what SPIDERMAN looks like? Do you know what IRONMAN looks like? … the answer probably is yes, isn’t it … Do you know what a PENISMAN looks like? NO??? Take a look, then! ~ […]
First-Grader
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’ Ms.. Brooks had […]
Christmas Lights
Here is a decorating idea for you. Too funny! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Flu Mask
In case we run out of masks during the N1H1 flu season, here is a homemade mask you can make yourself. It is even compatible with the wearing of glasses. One thing though — MAKE SURE YOUR MASK IS CLEAN!!!!!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . […]
Traffic Alert
Thought you might want to be aware of this: Roads closed this upcoming weekend or those of you who might be traveling out of town be advised.. Portions of I-81, I-380, I-80, I-64, I-70, I-29, and I-94 will be closed this weekend. Expect delays along these interstate highways, plus major traffic disruptions in and around […]
Loving Wife
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. After tying the wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into […]
Potato Prostitute
Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute? (You’re gonna love it…) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . It’s the one with the little sticker that says… I – DA […]
Two Boys
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10 were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if […]
