In the Hospital
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his […]
Minnesota Fan
We Packer fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Minnesota fan we see strutting down the street, with that obnoxious purple and gold “Viking” on their shirt and/or hat. We would swerve our vehicles as if to hit them, and swerve back just missing them. One day, while driving along with my wife, I saw a […]
Hair Removal Kit
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal – The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now ‘The home Wax kit’. Read on… My night began as any other normal weeknight. Finish laundry, fix dinner, have a glass of wine, e-mail the grandkids. I then had the thought that would […]
The Truth, the Whole Truth, & Nothing but the Truth
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this […]