Don Rickles
Only Don Rickles at 84 could get away with this …. Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint – A Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, […]
How the World Works Lately
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender. If your grandchildren […]
New Women’s Shoes
Are you looking for a new pair of shoes?? I’d like to see her standing up and walking in those. I know it would be entertaining. Every Scottish girl needs a pair of these. Whatever . . . Great bridal shoe! Hope the groom is eight foot tall. I’ve got to get a pair of […]
Bath Night
A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn’t have a bath,although if she wanted to she could use a tin bath in front of the fire……. “Monday’s the best night, when my husband goes out […]
Pumpkin Carving Extreme
Artist Ray Villafane began carving pumpkins on a lark for his art students in a small rural school district in Michigan. The hobby changed his life as he gained a viral following online and unlocked his genuine love of sculpting. Here are images of pumpkin carvings Villafane created over the past five years. Got my […]
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
Written by kids.. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it […]
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Let me get this straight. We’re going to be “gifted” with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don’t, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn’t read it but exempts themselves from it, to be signed by a president […]
A Jewish Man Was Sitting in a Café..
A Jewish man was sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his walks in, and seeing this strange phenomenon gets very upset and says to him: “Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?” Moshe replied, “I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I […]
