Girl’s Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take […]
Amazing Simple Home Remedies
1. IF YOU’RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY […]
Blessed are the Cracked, for They Let in the Light
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. 2.. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don’t […]
Australia
These questions were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humor… (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) __________________________________________________ Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, […]
Kríza Tela
Mozog zvolal na zasadnutie všetky orgány tela a hovorí: Je kríza, musíme niečo zlikvidovať kvôli šetreniu… Zlikvidujeme pľúca, lebo sú dve. Ale fajčiar hovorí NIE! Tak možno ľadviny, lebo sú dve… NIE, hovorí pijan – mne sú potrebné obidve. Vstane penis a hovorí: no, ak je už taká kríza, možno ja by som sa mohol […]
New Use for Windex
I haven’t checked ‘snopes.com’ to see if this actually works or not… But they say: If you ever get the sudden urge to run around naked, you should sniff some Windex first. It’ll keep you from streaking. Have a Great Day!
Latest News from D.C.
There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington DC this year! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States Capitol this Christmas season. This isn’t for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation’s Capitol. A search for […]
Catholic Church Coffee Break
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee break. The first Catholic man says, my son is a Priest. “When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” The third Catholic […]
This is Hysterical!!
We hope you’ll enjoy this as much as we did!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYVRPKFKWJs
Man Scared of a Mouse ~ Muž sa bojí Myši ~ Man is Bang van Muis ~ Férfi Fél az Egértől
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7e6mfR5KCk
