Toto je Typické Pre Blázdnivú Ameriku!
Americké súdy su proste “fantastické” !!!!! :))) V meste Charlotte, NC, si istý chlapík zakúpil krabičku 24 veľmi drahých a vzácnych cigár, a hneď ich poistil medzi iným aj proti ohňu. Behom mesiaca všetky vyfajčil, ešte predtým než zaplatil prvú splátku za poistku, a potom zažiadal poisťovňu o zaplatenie utrženej škody. V žiadosti tvrdil, že […]
Dobrej Recept na Tresku
…který zvládne i muž… Potřebujeme: Tresku Olivový olej Papriku Česnek Cibuli, Sůl Pivo Ženu Způsob přípravy: postavíme ženu s ingrediencemi do kuchyně a zavřeme za ní dveře. Otevřeme si pivo a za dvě hodiny je jídlo hotové. Je to chuťovka a nedá skoro žádnou práci!
Nancy Reagan Must Be in Shock…
…and the rest of us are so thrilled to see she wears thongs and the blue shoes just complete the ensemble.
Manure – An Interesting Fact
Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit […]
O-Meter
Just checking to see if you give a rat’s ass about anything today. Nope! Barely moved for me, either.
Witches in Your Mailbox
OHH NOOO!! There are witches in my mailbox. What am I to do? I found them there this morning, doing things they shouldn’t do!! How the witches got there, I haven’t got a clue. But they won’t be there much longer because I’m sending them to YOU!!!!!! You’ve been Witch Kissed! Before the warts begin […]
