40 Tips for Better Life
1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day… And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant. 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. 3. Buy a DVR and tape your late night shows and get more sleep. 4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, […]
Anniversary Present
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra […]
It can’t get worse, can it?
I could have sworn I hit the brake pedal! Car upside down in the bay – see guy standing on it? Call out the wrecker! Coming back up… coming… coming… Coming… almost there! Oops! I could have SWORN I set the brakes on that truck! Time to get a Bigger Wrecker! OK, we got the […]
In Memoriam 63 Years Later
Please read the little cartoon carefully, it’s powerful. Then read the comments at the end. I’m doing my small part by forwarding this message. I hope you’ll consider doing the same. It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, […]
Think about this one
1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of […]
Top 8 Morons of 2007
1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman […]
Lets Honor ‘THE MAN’!
Things like “Octo Mom” and “American Idol” and all this garbage that passes for celebrity news is obviously more important. In this instance, Paul Newman was a very kind and generous man but he was an exception. Subject: Ed Freeman You’re an 18 or 19 year old kid. You’re critically wounded, and dying in the […]
