Tech Support Funnies
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one… =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine.. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute. I […]
Ole Harry
‘The Buck Stops Here.’ ‘It doesn’t matter how big a ranch ya’ own, or how many cows ya’ brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather.’ Harry Truman ““““““““““““““ After President Truman retired from office in 1952, he was left with an income consisting of basically just a U.S. Army […]
Teen Rises to Fame “Channeling” Johnny Cash
If you like Johnny Cash you must look on this young boy’s talent… Discovered singing on a Seattle street, Vince Mira, 15, is a somewhat shy kid who looks uncomfortable during a TV interview. But when he steps up to the microphone to sing Johnny Cash’s classic “Ring of Fire,” the result is downright spooky. […]
Words of Wisdom
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity. 2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. 3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. 4. When half of the people get […]