Earthquake in Pakistan
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter Scale has hit Pakistan. Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn’t know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. The USA is […]
Spelling Test
A class of five-year old school children returned to the classroom after playing in the playground during their break time. The teacher says to the first child ”Hello Becky, what have you been doing this Playtime?” Becky replies ”I have been playing in the sand box.” ”Very good,” says the teacher ” if you can […]
The Meaning of Valentine
Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade & tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. ‘Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint, and we’re Jewish,’ she asks, ‘Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa’s father thinks a bit, then says: ‘No, I don’t think […]
Go Michigan!
Emergency Weather Bulletin This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan after a severe snow storm … The Mining Journal,Marquette, MI WEATHER BULLETIN Up here in the Northern part of Michigan we just recovered from a Historic event — may I even say a […]
A Brilliant Answer
Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. To the blonde he said, ‘I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?’ She replied, ‘$200.’ To […]
I Don’t Know if This is True, But it Makes Sense..
Truthorficton.com say this is true; although they cannot verify whether Juval Aviv actually warned the US before the 9/11 attacks. I cannot account for the veracity of Jugal Aviv’s conclusions and found opinions pro and con from a Google search. It is, at the very least, practical infomation about how to protect ourselves from terrorism […]
Reagan vs. Obama
Remember when Ronald Reagan was President? We had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash still with us. Now we have Obama, no Hope and no Cash.
Lemon Picker
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this: “Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?” “Well, as a matter of fact, I have! “I’ve been divorced three times, owned 2 […]
Bamopoly
The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything! Wanna play?
