Walk Naked in America Day
Don’t forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.. So, next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely […]
From a Romanian Newspaper
We rarely get a chance to see another country’s editorial about the USA Read this excerpt from a Romanian Newspaper. The article was written by Mr. Cornel Nistorescu and published under the title ‘C’ntarea Americii, meaning ‘Ode To America’) in the Romanian newspaper Evenimentulzilei ‘The Daily Event’ or ‘News of the Day’. ~An Ode to […]
The Frog & Golf
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, ‘Ribbit 9 Iron.’ The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he […]
So True…
Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white government official: ‘You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.’ The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, ‘Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the […]
Somalian in U.K.
A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the U.K. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says…….. ‘Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!’ The passer by says, ‘You are […]
Before You Boycott Israel..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeky9I5T9c&NR=1
“Box Office”
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, ‘Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan.’ An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row […]
Prayer Chain
Prayer chain for our Military… Don’t break it! Please send this on after a short prayer.. Prayer for our soldiers Don’t break it! Prayer: ‘Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of […]
Let’s Do This
We have a few days and counting to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America. If you forward this email to least 11 people and each of those people do the same… you get the idea. THE PROGRAM: On Friday, September 11th, 2009, […]
Political Opinions of Many…
What’s the difference between the Audubon Zoo and the White House? The Zoo Has an African Lion…. The White House has a Lyin’ African. ************************************************** History Lesson The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775 – they’ve had 234 years to get it right; it is broke, and even though heavily subsidized, it can’t compete […]
