Let’s Offend Everybody – Again!
Q. What’s the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. A different bar Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A. Sum Ting Wong Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the […]
Stimulus Plan
Some time this year, we taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Where will the government get this money? […]
10 Commandments
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS God went to the Arabs and said, ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’ The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’ And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’ ‘Can you give us an example?’ ‘Thou shall not kill.’ ‘Not kill? We’re not interested.’ So […]
Balance
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, “Where have you been?” God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.” Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said. “What is it?” “It’s a planet,” replied God, “and I’ve […]
The Gratitude Campaign
http://www.gratitudecampaign.org/shortmovie.php
Breaking News
To save the economy in 2010, the Obama government will start deporting all of the weird old people in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. I started crying when I thought of you. Run, my friend, RUN !!!! Well…. what can I say…. someone sent it to me, and I’m not going alone!!!!
Made in – – – Where?
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG) He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN […]
Aren’t Political Jokes Great? I Love Them!
Finally something we can use freely: 1st came the commemorative coins, then the T-shirts, and then the plates, now something for the rest of us… – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Watch out…it will probably irritate your ass! (X-cuse my french…)
Crisis ~ Kríza ~ Krize ~ Krízis
Eng.: What ever is going to happen is much worse. CZ/SK: Čo nás čaká, je oveľa horšie. H: Ami ránk vár sokkal rosszabb.
