This is our President and the First Lady!
As any American knows, we place our right hand over our heart when we recite the Pledge of Allegiance. And for anyone who thinks this may be a “mirror-image” picture, please note the wedding rings on the ring fingers of their LEFT HANDS and the RIGHT side of the “Messiah’s” suit coat where the buttons […]
Memorial Day
Keep it moving, please, even if you’ve seen it before. It is the VETERAN, not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion. It is the VETERAN, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the VETERAN, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is […]
Israeli Innovation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHStBGk_D8Y
Immigrant Style
Sex With an Illegal Immigrant… An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. “Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?” he asks. “$100,” she replies. In broken English, he says, “Do you do immigrant style?” “No” she says. “I pay you $200 to do immigrant style.” “No,” she says, not knowing what immigrant style […]
Muslim Jokes
Jokes from Muslim stand-up comic Goffaq Yussef Maybe a sign of peace when we start hearing humor from a Palestinian perspective…. * * Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies. On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door […]
Barack’s Bingo
Rules for Bullshit Bingo 1. Before Obama’s next televised speech, print-out the above bingo card 2. While he reads his teleprompter out-loud, check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases. 3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout . . . . . “BULLSHIT!”
Maxine Said it Again…
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch & lovingly filled it with delicious seeds. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests […]
School Prayer
I hope this kid got an A+ on his paper. BY A 15 yr. Old SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME)! Since the Pledge of Allegiance and the Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most Public schools anymore, Because the word ‘God’ is mentioned….. A kid in Arizona wrote the attached […]
Political – get over it!!!
A Very Short Spelling Lesson: The last four letters in American………I Can The last four letters in Republican…….I Can The last four letters in Democrats……..Rats End of Lesson!
The Real Truth About Jose Illegal
You have two families: “Joe Legal” and “Jose Illegal”. Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California . Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted. Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash […]
