Walk Naked in America Day
Don’t forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.. So, next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely […]
Things I Din’t Learn in Hebrew School
1. The High Holidays have absolutely nothing to do with marijuana. 2. Where there’s smoke, there may be salmon. 3. No meal is complete without leftovers. 4. According to Jewish dietary law, pork and shellfish may be eaten only in Chinese restaurants. 5. A shmata is a dress that your husband’s ex is wearing. 6. […]
Let’s Do This
We have a few days and counting to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America. If you forward this email to least 11 people and each of those people do the same… you get the idea. THE PROGRAM: On Friday, September 11th, 2009, […]
A Spiritual Conspiracy
On the surface of the world right now there is war and violence and things seem dark. But calmly and quietly, at the same time, something else is happening underground An inner revolution is taking place and certain individuals are being called to a higher light. It is a silent revolution. From the inside out. […]
Holy Email
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he sent an angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, ‘Yes, it’s bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, […]
André Rieu
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10 Commandments
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS God went to the Arabs and said, ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’ The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’ And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’ ‘Can you give us an example?’ ‘Thou shall not kill.’ ‘Not kill? We’re not interested.’ So […]
Jewish Naqba
For those, who are not familiar with the word “NAQBA”, click on the link below… http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=NAQBA&btnG=Search&meta
Esther and Abe
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted […]
Israel
Israel is the only country in the world where one need not check the ingredients on the products in the supermarket to avoid ending up with things containing pork. Israel is a country where the same drivers who cuss you and flip you the bird will immediately pull over and offer you all forms of […]
