Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. It all goes to the same place anyway. 3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a […]
Inšpirácia na Dnes
AKO OSTAŤ MLADÝM… 1. Zahoďte nepodstatné číslovky. Sú to vek, hmotnosť a výška. Nech sa starajú o ne lekári. Platíte ich za to. 2. Ponechajte si len veselých priateľov. Hundroši vás stiahnu dole. (Nezabúdajte na to, ak ste jeden z tých hundrošov!) 3. Neustále sa učte: Učte sa o počítačoch, remeslách, záhradníctve, čokoľvek. Nikdy nenechajte […]
Where Does She Hide It?
WHERE???? (RATED R FOR NUDITY) Okay, watch this lady magician…. where the hell does she hide it??? This is filmed in a Montreal Theater, Not Sleazy, Just Amazing….. UNBELIEVABLE!!! This is a magic show that you won’t see on American TV! The Amazing Kreskin, Houdini, Blaine, Copperfield, get out of town!!! This is real magic, […]
Money Angel
This has been sent to me as a Money Angel! They tell me, she really does work like magic! Let see what happens… I am sharing it with all of you, if you want, you can pass it on…
New Drug for Women
DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out! ST. MOMMA’S WORT Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by […]
40 Tips for Better Life
1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day… And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant. 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. 3. Buy a DVR and tape your late night shows and get more sleep. 4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, […]
Crucial Information
(Please verify the information below. We are only posting interesting emails, not attesting to their accuracy.) Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation… This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 […]
Make Chocolate Cake in a Mug
The most dangerous chocolate cake recipe in the world! 5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE 1 Coffee Mug 4 tablespoons all purpose flour (that’s plain flour, not self-rising) 4 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons baking cocoa 1 egg 3 tablespoons milk 3 tablespoons oil 3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) some nuts (optional) Small splash of vanilla Add […]
The Amazing Coffee Filter
THE COFFEE FILTER………….. Coffee filters ..who knew! And you can buy 1,000 at the Dollar Store for almost nothing. 1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave. Coffee filters make excellent covers. 2. Clean windows and mirrors. Coffee filters are lint-free so they’ll leave windows sparkling. 3. Protect China. Separate your good dishes […]
