Women and the Menopause
I’ve seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be . . . Puhleeeeeeeze! I’ve had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, […]
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter . “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting Flies” He responded. “Oh! Killing any?” She asked. “Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?” He responded, “3 were on a beer […]
Thought for the Day
The only reason that anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be just like you.
Falfirkák
Óriási ötletem volt reggel, de nem tetszett. Örökké akarok élni. Eddig sikerült. A dohányzás megrövidíti a cigarettádat. Messziről jött ember sokára ér ide. Mindig van két lehetőség. Vagy nincs. Több ezer telefonszámot tudok fejből, csak azt nem tudom, hogy melyik kié. Ha döntened kell, az is döntés, ha úgy döntesz, hogy nem döntesz. Sajnos az […]
Jewish sex humour
No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since, by Jewish law, a wife is entitled to sexual satisfaction, they decide to consult their Rabbi… The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: ‘Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you […]
