Bad Means Different Things to Different People…
Lean to the left! bbbrrr! Makes you wonder how this happened? Holy crap! I guess no one went to work that day! Get that last puff in there before you drown! Nice red car! I would be up on that balcony! Did the motorcycle or the car win? Wow – hopefully nobody was in the […]
Always Ask, Never Assume
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the […]
Political…
Even if these are made up stories, they’re still funny!! Just in case these stories are real, we took the names of callers off the list for their own protection… A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of ‘why’ our country is in trouble! 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an […]
Things Aren’t Always as They Appear
A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco.. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who […]
BOEING 797
Look at this new aircraft…. Boeing is preparing a 1000 passenger jet that could reshape the Air travel industry for the next 10 years. The radical Blended Wing design has been developed by Boeing in cooperation with the NASA Langley Research Center . The mammoth plane will have a wing span of 265 feet compared […]
Esther and Abe
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted […]
Terrafugia CarAirplain
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How to handle irritating seat mates
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up 4. Make sure the guy, who is annoying you, can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes and tilt your head […]
