A Jewish Man Was Sitting in a Café..
A Jewish man was sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his walks in, and seeing this strange phenomenon gets very upset and says to him: “Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?” Moshe replied, “I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I […]
History Lesson
According to reliable Anthropological sources, in 1872 the Arab’s invented the condom, using a goats lower intestine. In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by removing it from the goat first…
Little Johny the Arab
Mohammad, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio. “What is your name?” – asked the teacher. “Mohammad”, answered the kid. You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johny,” replied the teacher. In the evening, Mohammad returned home. “How was your day, Mohammad?” – […]
Hogy Hívják?
– A spanyol tolvajt? – Lopez de Futaztán – A kínai szakácsot? – Váj Ling – A japán titkárnőt? – Icuka Magacuki – A hülye japánt? – Ikunuku – A kopasz japánt? – Hayasima – A japán agglegényt? – Maradoka Magamura – A japán szexboltost? – Sikosito Szadiruci – A görög kártyást? – Namilesz Teosztasz […]
You Worry Me!
Excellent read – please take the time! The paper stated today that some Muslim doctor is saying we are profiling him because he has been checked three times while getting on an airplane. The following is a letter from a pilot. This well spoken man, who is a pilot with American Airlines, says what is […]
How to Recognize a Taliban Member
YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider […]
V Letadle
V letadle vedle sebe sedí dva Arabové a jeden Žid. Arabové sedí u okna a Žid u uličky. Protože očekává dlouhý let, sundá si Žid boty a pěkně se uvelebí. Najednou se začne zvedat Arab u okénka a říká: “Asi si skočím pro džus.” Žid na to: “V pohodě, já vám pro ten džus dojdu.” […]
It’s a Joke ~ Get Over It!!
A politically incorrect.. A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with […]
