Banking in Texas – Just a Little Different
Enlightened banking and believers in the Second Amendment. Chappell Hill is a small town between Houston and Brenham on Hwy 290. http://www.brenhambanner.com/articles/2010/08/19/news/news03.txt Bank encourages second amendment.. By ARTHUR HAHN/Managing Editor Thursday, August 19, 2010 CHAPPELL HILL — Any would-be robbers looking to walk into the bank here had best think twice. There’s a new sign […]
Financial Humor
I was at my bank today. There was a short line, just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, “Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla for yen. Today I only […]
Square Testicles
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an […]
Indications of Bad Economy
12. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. 11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank. 9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market. 8. Obama met with small businesses – GE, […]
Hitelfedezet
Sámuel elmegy az Izraeli Bankba. – Jó napot, Sámuel! – köszönti őt tisztelettudóan a bank alkalmazottja. – Jó napot. Azért jöttem, hogy 1$ hitelt kérjek. -1$-t ?? De Sámuel, hisz ezt minden probléma nélkül levonhatjuk az ön bármelyik számlájáról. – Nem, én hitelbe kérek 1 $-t, amit egy hónapon belül megfizetek. Ha nem kapom meg […]
Did You See Me…
A seriously bad ass bank robber pulls a job at the local bank and as he is leaving confronts one of the customers quivering in the corner, asking him “Did you see me rob this bank?” The customer replies “Well, yeah, I saw you rob it”. Boom!! the bank robber wastes the guy. The robber […]
The Financial Crisis Explained in Simple Terms
This is a pretty good illustration yet of how we got into our financial crises. Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Berlin. In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers – most of whom are unemployed alcoholics – to drink now but pay later. She keeps track of the […]
ATM Machines
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: Please note that this Bank has installed new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. After months of careful observation, MALE & FEMALE procedures have come to our attention! MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your […]
Only in America
Only in America….. do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America….. do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America….. do banks leave both doors open and […]
NSF
Letter to the bank Dear Sirs: One of my checks was returned marked “insufficient funds”. In view of current events in the banking market, does that refer to me or to you?
