Tequila
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, “What’s with the money in the jar?” “Well…, you pay $10, and […]
English Dogs Like Soda Water and Understand Japanese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f309fSTWYo4
This is Genius
Greg Gutfield To Open A Gay Bar Next To Ground Zero Mosque To Cater To “Islamic Gay Men” by Jon Bershad | 8:23 pm, August 9th, 2010 No, this is not a joke. In fact, it is instead one of the most brilliant pieces of provocations in recent years.Greg Gutfield from Fox News’ Red Eyeannounced […]
Bar Room Signs
Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC If life is a waste of time, And time is a waste of life, Then let’s all get wasted together And have the time of our lives. Armand’s Pizza, Washington , DC Fighting for peace is like Screwing for virginity.. […]
At a Bar
Two black guys are at a bar talking, one says to the other, ” You ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?” The second black guy says,”Yeah, all the time.” The other says, “Why is that?” The second says, “I […]
I’d Rather be Single than This…
…what about you? Yes there are men out there like this!!!! That’s why smart (and elegant) women stay single… http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny
Blind Cowboy in a Bar
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter: “Hey, you wanna’ hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice, the […]
Pussy-Whipped
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, ‘Honey, I’ll be right back.’ ‘Where are you going, honey bunch?’ asked the wife. ‘I’m going to […]
It’s a Joke ~ Get Over It!!
A politically incorrect.. A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with […]
