Man of Few Words
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business.. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she […]
V Baru
Na baru sedí vlk, medvěd a prase a kasají se, kdo je větši frajer drsoň. Vlk:”… já, když zavyju, tak se strachy třese celý les…” Medvěd:”… to já, když zařvu, tak se strachy třesou celý hory…” Prase sedi, nic neříká, popíjí drink. Po chvilce polohlasně řekne: ” … to já si jen lehce odkašlu a […]
The Last Nickel
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy begins choking, getting blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 nickels, […]
The Financial Crisis Explained in Simple Terms
This is a pretty good illustration yet of how we got into our financial crises. Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Berlin. In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers – most of whom are unemployed alcoholics – to drink now but pay later. She keeps track of the […]
In a Bar
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Irishman says, “Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there’s a better one. At McDougal’s, you buy a […]
