How the World Works Lately
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender. If your grandchildren […]
A Bar Joke
Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, ”168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy […]
