Mama and Her Bible
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and they prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said “I had a big house built for Mama.” […]
School Prayer
I hope this kid got an A+ on his paper. BY A 15 yr. Old SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME)! Since the Pledge of Allegiance and the Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most Public schools anymore, Because the word ‘God’ is mentioned….. A kid in Arizona wrote the attached […]
Christmas Trees Around the World
The Capitol Christmas tree in Washington, D.C. , is decorated with 3,000 ornaments that are the handiwork of U.S. schoolchildren. Encircling evergreens in the ‘Pathway of Peace’ represent the 50 U.S. states. The world’s largest Christmas tree display rises up the slopes of Monte Ingino outside of Gubbio, in Italy ‘s Umbria region. Composed of […]
The Old Paths
I liked the old paths, when Moms were at home. Dads were at work. Brothers went into the army. And sisters got married BEFORE having children! Crime did not pay; Hard work did; And people knew the difference. Moms could cook; Dads would work; Children would behave. Husbands were loving; Wives were supportive; And children […]
Ecclesiastes 3
The Old Testament Book of Ecclesiastes has always been a favorite worldwide. The Canadian Bible Society put this lovely scripture to Pachelbel’s Canon and the accompanying video…. And in so doing really nailed the poetry of The Book. http://www.biblesociety.ca/free_scriptures/escriptures/ecclesiastes3/ecclesiastes3.html
Life…
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ‘Guess’ on it. So I said ‘Implants?’ She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? Now that food has replaced sex in […]
Noah’s Ark
This is pretty awesome – happened in the Netherlands… Man Builds Noah’s Ark (exact scale given in Bible) Working Replica of Noah’s Ark Opened In SCHAGEN, Netherlands The massive central door in the side of Noah’s Ark was opened the first crowd of curious townsfolk to behold the wonder. Of course, it’s only a replica […]
Why We Love Children
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’ […]
Church Bulletins
They’re Back! Those Wonderful Church Bulletins! These sentences appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services… ——————————————————— The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ———————————————————- The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’ ———————————————————- Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM […]
