Beware – Very Political!
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start… The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree… and think 25 to life would be appropriate. –Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. –Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal? A: Order […]
Don Rickles
Only Don Rickles at 84 could get away with this …. Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint – A Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, […]
The World’s Shortest Books
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates ____________________________________ THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama _____________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan Illustrated by Michael Moore ______________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton […]
“Brokeback Mountain”
DON’T BOTHER WATCHING THE NEXT OSCARS, THE CHOSEN ONE HAS ALREADY WON IT FOR BEST ACTOR… Q: What’s the real problem with Barack Obama jokes? A: His followers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else thinks they’re jokes.
The Frog & Golf
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, ‘Ribbit 9 Iron.’ The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he […]
