R o l e x
The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said: “I wanna watch”
New SUV for Birthday
Two senior gentlemen were chatting….. Mac said to Jim: “My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV”. Jim responded: “Wow, that’s amazing!!….. Imagine, an SUV!!.. What a great gift!” Mac replies: “Yup!!…. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!”
A Woman’s Week at the Gym
This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my Husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 […]
Happy Birthday
SERENITY Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, ‘How old was your husband?’ ’98,’ she replied. ‘Two years older than me’ ‘So you’re 96,’ the undertaker commented. She responded, ‘Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: ‘And what do you think is […]
Birthday Calculator
This is amazing! Click on the link below. It tells you how many hours and how many seconds you have been alive on this earth and when you were probably conceived. How cool is that? After you’ve finished reading the info, click again, and see what the moon looked like the night you were born. […]
