The Porch and The Blond
A young blond girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her […]
Blonde Jokes
Blonde On An Airline A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She tells the blonde that she paid for the economy class and […]
A Szőke Nő
A szőke nő áll az utcán, és keservesen sír. Odamegy hozzá egy pasas. – Miért sír, kedves, valami baj van? – Igen. Elveszett a kutyám. – Milyen kutya volt? – Német juhász. – Az nagyon okos kutya, ne féljen, haza fog találni. Mire a szőke még jobban el kezd sírni. – És én? Két szőke […]
Blond Winter Parking
One winter morning during breakfast a husband and wife were listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.” So the good wife went out […]
Blond and her Dogs
A girl was visiting her blond friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blond responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?’ ‘HELLLOOOOOOO…..,’ answered the blond. ‘They’re watch dogs!’
Blond in a Vacuum
A blond was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, ‘If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?’ She thought for a time and then asked, ‘Is it on or off?’
Blonde on the Sun
A Russian, an American, and a Blond were talking one day. The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!’ The American said, ‘We were the first on the moon!’ The Blond said, ‘So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!’ The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook […]
Blond Knitting
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, ‘PULL OVER!’ ‘NO!’ the […]
Blond at the Doctor’s Office
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. ‘Impossible!’ says the doctor. ‘Show me.’ The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; Likewise she pushed […]
