Blonde and the Mail
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…… Helllloooo!!!……. bottles won’t fit in printer!!! March Got really excited….. finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…… box said “2-4 years!” April Trapped on escalator for hours…. power went out!!! May Tried to make […]
A Brilliant Answer
Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. To the blonde he said, ‘I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?’ She replied, ‘$200.’ To […]
Blonde and Flat Tire
I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like […]
Blonde Buys Windows
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them. Hellloooo,……….. just because I’m blonde doesn’t […]
Which One?
Okay……….. here it is. A test to see if your brain is still working. Which one do you think is the blonde? – – – Scroll down – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – The Blonde is the one with the wrong leg up. That’s OK – […]
Blind Cowboy in a Bar
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter: “Hey, you wanna’ hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice, the […]
Have a Little Laugh…
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called… ‘Ministers Do More Than Lay People’ 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like […]
Cat’s Meow
A strawberry blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART! Why WAL-MART?? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!
Smart Blonde
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said: “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean, it […]
