Confident Blonde
A blonde city girl marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the rancher says to her, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him […]
Bob and the Blonde
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a Blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked […]
More Blonde Jokes
Two Blondes with a hammer… Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, […]
The Blonde
A Blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The Blonde jumps up out of bed and says: “I’ve had enough of this,” and she goes downstairs. The Blonde finally comes back up to bed and her […]
An Irish Blonde in a Casino
An attractive Blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude”. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and […]
