A Woman’s Yearly Exam
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. “How much do you weigh?” she asked. “135,” I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 160. The nurse asked, “Your height?” “5 foot 4,” I said. The nurse checked and saw that […]
The New Alphabet
A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won’t float! Age before beauty is what we once said, but let’s be a bit more realistic instead. * * * * * Now The Alphabet: A‘s for arthritis; B‘s the bad back, C‘s the chest pains, perhaps […]
Lady’s Yearly Examination
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. “How much do you weigh?” she asked.. “135, I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asked, “Your height?” “5 foot 4,” I said.. The nurse checked and saw that […]
Bananas and Health
After Reading this, you will NEVER look at a banana in the same way again! A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas.. He said the expression ‘going bananas’ is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Read on: Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!! Bananas Contain […]
In American Courts
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are (purportedly) things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?” ATTORNEY: And why did […]
