A Lay-Off Letter From an Excellent Boss
Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices […]
5 Minute Management Course
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to […]
More Blonde Jokes
Two Blondes with a hammer… Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, […]
Letter to the Boss
Dear Boss, I thought I should inform you immediately that I will be unable to attend work today due to my being stung by a wasp whilst sleeping last night. As I’m sure you will no doubt appreciate the weather has been extremely warm, leading to my sleeping unclothed and without any bed sheets. It […]
