Half Boy, Half Man
If you read this, you WILL forward it on. You just won’t be able to stop yourself. The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old […]
Beautiful Story
YOU MUST READ AND SEND IT TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY WOW!!! A true story — read it to the end. Girl with an Apple August 1942. Piotrkow, Poland. The sky was gloomy that morning as waited anxiously. All the men, women and children of Piotrkow’s Jewish ghetto had been herded into a square. Word had […]
On the Bus
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said ‘I am a Father.’ The little boy replied ‘My Dad doesn’t wear his collar like […]
The Brick
A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag’s side […]
Truck for Sale
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, ‘Where did you get that truck???!!!’ He calmly told them, ‘I bought it today.’ ‘With what money?’ demanded his parents as they knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost. ‘Well,’ said the boy, ‘this one cost me […]
The Wongs
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. ‘Congratulations,’ says the nurse to the new parents. ‘Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?’ The puzzled father looks at his […]
Kissing Test
Kissing Test
Hmmm…
Zo ziet verdrietig eruit / This is how sorrow looks like Zo ziet sorry eruit / This is how sorry looks like Slechte spelling / Bad spelling PRIVACY PLEASE Hard genoeg voor je? / Can you hear me now? Inschattingsfoutje! / Oops………… Schokkend ongelukje / Shocking accident Hardwerkende politie / Your tax dollars at work […]
