The New Bride and Tiger Woods
A couple were on their honeymoon,lying in bed, ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, ‘I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.’ The husband replies, ‘That’s no big thing in this day and age.’ The wife continues, ‘Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.’ ‘Oh yeah? Who […]
Halloween Story
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in […]
White Doves
Imagine the following: You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and have stepped out on the front steps of the church.. The photographer raises his camera. Following a family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new spouse stand shoulder to shoulder, each with a […]
