Jane and Arlene
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that?? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet. Arlene: […]
Funny
—————————————————————————————– An archeological team, digging in Washington DC, has uncovered 10,000 year old bones and fossil remains Of what is believed to be the first Politician. —————————————————————————————– There have been many, Many times when I may have. Disturbed you, Troubled you, Pestered you, Irritated you, Bugged you or got on your nerves with all the […]
A Nun and a Priest
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. “Well, sister, this looks pretty grim.” “I know, father.” […]
