Hmmm…
Zo ziet verdrietig eruit / This is how sorrow looks like Zo ziet sorry eruit / This is how sorry looks like Slechte spelling / Bad spelling PRIVACY PLEASE Hard genoeg voor je? / Can you hear me now? Inschattingsfoutje! / Oops………… Schokkend ongelukje / Shocking accident Hardwerkende politie / Your tax dollars at work […]
A.A.A.D.D. – Know the Symptoms
Thank goodness there’s a name for this disorder! Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car […]
Crucial Information
(Please verify the information below. We are only posting interesting emails, not attesting to their accuracy.) Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation… This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 […]
One Liners
WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you’re naked in church. Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough. Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Heaven is Where: The […]
Why?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four […]
“Loving Wife”
To my darling husband, Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me. I […]
