Girls – They Teach it at Stanford
In a class given at Stanford, the last lecture was on the mind-body connection – – the relationship between stress and disease. The speaker (head of psychiatry at Stanford) said, among other things, that one of the best things that a man could do for his health is to be married to a woman, whereas […]
Building Permit
I just applied for a building permit for a new house. It’s 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets, and a loud outside sound system. It has parking for 200 old cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim. The King City Council told me no way! […]
Bad Means Different Things to Different People…
Lean to the left! bbbrrr! Makes you wonder how this happened? Holy crap! I guess no one went to work that day! Get that last puff in there before you drown! Nice red car! I would be up on that balcony! Did the motorcycle or the car win? Wow – hopefully nobody was in the […]
Senior Moment
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. ‘You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,’ the student said, loud enough for many […]
