Charity
I just had a yet another call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to screw off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn’t starving!!
Esther and Abe
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted […]
