Sack Lunches
…prayers for our soldiers… ====================================== I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight. ‘I’m glad I have a good book to read. Perhaps I will get a short nap,’ I thought. Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down […]
Mama and Her Bible
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and they prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said “I had a big house built for Mama.” […]
Easter Chicken
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What’s for Lunch?
A man walked into a restaurant, and saw a sign hanging over the counter which read: Cheese Sandwich $1.50 Chicken Sandwich $2.00 Hand job $5.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary money, he beckoned to one of the attractive women, serving a line of eager-looking middle-aged men. ‘Yes’?: she inquired, with a naughty knowing smile. […]
A Must See!!
http://www.cultureunplugged.com/play/1081/Chicken-a-la-Carte
News Flash
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists : […]
Chicken Surprise
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the ‘Chicken Surprise’, the waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the […]
Spanish Word of the Day
GOOD FOR A CHUCKLE! SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER My wife gets mad and I don’t even know water problem is! SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF My friend smells so bad, I couldn’t brief . SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM When all my familia gets in the car, there’s not mushroom. SPANISH […]
