How the World Works Lately
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender. If your grandchildren […]
Kid Prodigy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn9rDTZj-m4&feature=fvw
Never Under Estimate a Mother
MOTHER RESCUING HER CHILD Look at the dog’s face … This has to be what he is thinking: “What the hell just happened? Did I just get my *ss kicked by a squirrel!?!!”
The Old Paths
I liked the old paths, when Moms were at home. Dads were at work. Brothers went into the army. And sisters got married BEFORE having children! Crime did not pay; Hard work did; And people knew the difference. Moms could cook; Dads would work; Children would behave. Husbands were loving; Wives were supportive; And children […]
Have You Ever Been This Tired?
IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, REMEMBER, IF IT MADE YOU SMILE, YOUR FRIENDS WILL SMILE TOO!!!!
Burned Biscuits
When I was a wee ”tyke,” my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned […]
Who My Baby Daddy?
The following are all replies that Cleveland, Ohio women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing ‘father’s details;’ or putting it another way…. Who’s yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms! 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Willie McKinley I […]
A Child’s View of Thunderstorms
A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked […]
Reverend Fun
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Little John the Baptist Matt. 18:4-5 “Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me. ” Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed Him “playing church” with their cat. He had the cat […]
