Spelling Test
A class of five-year old school children returned to the classroom after playing in the playground during their break time. The teacher says to the first child ”Hello Becky, what have you been doing this Playtime?” Becky replies ”I have been playing in the sand box.” ”Very good,” says the teacher ” if you can […]
A Heartwarming Lawyer Story
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?””We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat […]
War is Over – John Lennon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8jw-ifqwkM
Children’s ‘Quotes’
LOOK OUT FOR THE LAST STORY…. IT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF ********************************************* Teacher Debbie Moon’s first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was adopted. A little girl said: ‘I know […]
Kids Will be Kids..
I’ll never eat a lifesaver again without laughing! The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red………………..Cherry Yellow……………..Lemon Green………………Lime Orange ……………Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.. The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes […]
Political – Not a Joke..
ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION (from a teacher in the Nashville area) “We are worried about “the cow” when it is all about the “Ice Cream” The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year. The presidential election was heating up and some […]
Quotes
I dialed a number and got the following recording: “I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aspire to inspire […]
My 1 Day Employment
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day… About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the […]
