Kids Always Say Something Memorable
As I was nursing my baby, my cousin’s six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having seen anyone breast feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing. After mulling over my answers, she remarked, ‘My mom has some of those, but I don’t think she […]
Mermaid or Whale?
Recently, in a large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said: ¨THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?¨ A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly […]
I Hope There’s Isn’t Anyone Who Reads This That Won’t Keep This Going
Happy 4th of July!…. Let’ s get this started now, so it will be out there on the fourth (and always)! I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! KEEP IT LIT!! […]
People are MEAN!!
Farrah Fawcett died… She was such a nice person that when God met her at the Pearly Gates, he asked her what he could do? Farrah said that she wanted to make the World a safer place for children. So God killed Michael Jackson…
Thought of the Day
It’s OK to let your children see you cry.
Why We Love Children
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’ […]
You Have Just Got to Love Southern Women
Two nicely dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the south. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman […]
Parents and Children
Is there a magic cutoff period when offspring become accountable for their own ctions? Is there a wonderful moment when parents can become detached spectators in the lives of their children and shrug, ‘It’s their life,’ and feel nothing? When I was in my twenties, I stood in a hospital corridor waiting for doctors to […]
Tough Love vs. Spanking
Most of the American population thinks it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of ‘those moments.’ One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk. Some say it’s the vibration from the car, […]
Man are Just Happier People
NICKNAMES: If Debbie, Kate, and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Debbie, Kate and Sarah. If Don, Bill, and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, and Four-eyes. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Don, Bill, and John will each throw in $20, even […]
