Church Fart
This says it all about getting older & the whole aging thing. An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, “I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” He scribbles back, “Put a new battery […]
Where is My Sunday Paper?
The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was. “Madam”, said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY”. There was quiet and long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she […]
Wrong Answer
Lost at Trivia I lost the trivia contest at the church social last night by one point !! The last question was: “Where do most women have curly hair? – – – – – Apparently the correct answer is: AFRICA I’ve been asked to find another place to worship
The Sky Before Katrina, a Need To See / De Lucht vóór Katrina, Bijzonder om te Zien
De lucht voordat Katrina toesloeg… Wie deze foto’s dan ook genomen heeft, heeft fantastisch werk geleverd. En wie zei dat Katrina ‘ontzagwekkend en schrikaanjagend’ was, sprak de waarheid. Kijk hier maar eens naar… Deze foto’s werden genomen door een man in Magee, Mississippi, waar het hart van de storm doorheenjoeg – wat een ervaring. Magee […]
A Wee Bit of Irish Humor
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O’Leary’s apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O’Conner looks around and asks, “Oh, me boys, someone has to tell Paddy’s wife. […]
No Nursing Home for Us
No nursing home for us. We are checking into the Holiday Inn! With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old and feeble. We have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a combined long term stay discount and senior […]
Little Alex
PRICELESS One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood […]
A Jewish Christmas Story
The teacher was very curious about how each of her students’ celebrated Christmas Eve “Tell me Patrick, what do you do on Christmas Eve?” she asked. Patrick addressed the class. “Well Miss, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we come home very late and we […]
The Old Paths
I liked the old paths, when Moms were at home. Dads were at work. Brothers went into the army. And sisters got married BEFORE having children! Crime did not pay; Hard work did; And people knew the difference. Moms could cook; Dads would work; Children would behave. Husbands were loving; Wives were supportive; And children […]
Catholic Church Coffee Break
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee break. The first Catholic man says, my son is a Priest. “When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” The third Catholic […]
