Nancy Reagan Must Be in Shock…
…and the rest of us are so thrilled to see she wears thongs and the blue shoes just complete the ensemble.
Wet Pants
A third grade classroom……. There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It’s never happened before, and […]
Pencil
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. ‘Tell me Susie, who created the universe?’ When Susie didn’t stir, little Johnny who was behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. […]
Political – Not a Joke..
ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION (from a teacher in the Nashville area) “We are worried about “the cow” when it is all about the “Ice Cream” The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year. The presidential election was heating up and some […]
In the Class
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, ‘Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?’ No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, ‘You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell […]
