How the World Works Lately
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender. If your grandchildren […]
“Box Office”
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, ‘Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan.’ An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row […]
