Woman’s Poem
He didn’t like the casserole, And he didn’t like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard not like his mother used to make. I didn’t perk the coffee right, He didn’t like the stew, I didn’t mend his socks the way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was […]
Find the Man in the Beans
THE TRICK IS TO FIND THE MAN IN THE COFFEE BEANS: This is bizarre – after you find the guy – it’s so obvious. Make sure, you look for a face, not for an “art” face!! I made that mistake – being an artist, I didn’t see the face, although it’s very obvious!! Once you […]
Catholic Church Coffee Break
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee break. The first Catholic man says, my son is a Priest. “When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” The third Catholic […]
Please, Have a Coffee on Me..
Just cause it’s so hard for me to take you out for a coffee… have one on me…. Enjoy 1. CLICK ON THE LINK (BELOW) 2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE 3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK 4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY 5. CLICK ON OPEN ENJOY! to start click: http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf
The New Physician
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well’ for my age. (I just turned 60.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘You think I’ll live to be 90?’ He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, drink beer […]
Hello, How Are You?
Good Morning We can pretend we are sharing a good cup of coffee (or tea, or Diet Coke or Dr Pepper while enjoying…. Good Morning Blessings If it stops with you, then the blessing will disappear. The blessing will only keep working if it is continuously passed around. If you are a recipient of a […]
Blind Cowboy in a Bar
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter: “Hey, you wanna’ hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice, the […]
Weather Alert
When you walk out the door in the morning and see this in the sky…… …..just go back inside, have another cup of coffee, and stay home. It’s NOT going to be a good day.
IMPORTANT MESSAGE
This is serious stuff!!!! Theft Problem…………. You’ve heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else’s thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had […]
Is this for real?
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it […]
